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It’s 2013 can we please just fix a typo in a tag without erasing the whole thing.
don’t talk to me if your otp isn’t ron/mcgonagall
my brother just ran into my room with shaving cream mutton chops and three razors between his fingers on each hand and shouted I’M WOLVERCREAM
I dont think you guys understand how important my books are. I remember a couple of years ago when I was like 12 my house got struck by lightning, causing a fire, and the first thing I went for were my Percy Jackson books
I guess you can say you saved them from
The Lightning Thief
YOU DID NOT JUST
Or maybe you saved them from Catching Fire
I GET IT
so i work in a pharmacy and a 15 year old girl just came in so i asked if i could help her and she turned and looked me directly in the eye and said “do you know the cure for a broken heart” and my colleague had to take over because i was laughing so hard
cartoon style pjo!
so i may or may not have made them look cute, rather than world-weary heroes.
anyway, it’s been good animation practice. :)
About Lightning Thief movie - IMDB:
“He [Columbus] also decided not to read the books.”
This explains so so much
Oh, I’m just gonna let Jesus hold me back right now… oops, he’s not here right now…
HOLY FUCK, SERIOUSLY!? HE DIDN’T EVEN FUCKING TRY. I CAN UNDERSTAND THE AGE JUMP DUE TO TECHNICAL STUFF LIKE LAWSUITS BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN YOU GET A FREE PASS FROM READING THE SOURCE MATERIAL AND KNOWING WHAT FUCKING STORY YOU’RE TELLING YOU LITTLE DUMB SHIT! SERIOUSLY, M. NIGHT SHAMWOW TRIED HARDER THAN YOU DID AND THAT’S FUCKING SAYING SOMETHING. GOD DAMMIT CAN YOU NOT EVEN READ?!? IT’S A 375 PAGE BOOK THAT KIDS FIFTH GRADE AND UP CAN FUCKING READ CAN YOU READ AT A FIFTH GRADE LEVEL??? APPARENTLY NOT BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T FUCKING READ THE BOOK. GOD DAMN, EVEN ALEXANDRA DADDARIO READ THE BOOK AND SHE WAS ONLY SO-SO BEING ANNABETH! GOD DAMN… DISHONOR! DISHONOR ON YOUR WHOLE FAMILY! DISHONOR ON YOU, DISHONOR ON YOUR COW! DISHONOR AND ALL OTHER MOVIES YOU FUCKING ATTEMPT TO MAKE THAT ARE ADAPTATIONS FROM BOOKS!
Ok, I have cleansed myself of that.
CADÊ OS PAIS DESSA CRIANÇA????